earlier today, you apparently went into the bathroom, got some scissors out of the drawer, took them to your room, climbed up on sam's bunk, and proceeded to cut yourself a few bangs. there are several things i should be thankful for, here:
1. you didn't hurt yourself.
2. you stopped after the bangs and didn't proceed to cut it all off. it kind of could have started looking like a mullet if you'd gone further with it.
3. it's not completely obvious. noticeable, but it doesn't just jump out at you.
i was pretty sad about it, though. you've never had a haircut, and you have beautiful hair. also, i was pretty set against bangs. i think i'm just going to leave it be and let them grow out... maybe you're onto something, and it'll be the next big thing.
mostly, i'm hoping you never do it again.
once again, you've lived up to your old nickname, "destructobaby"....
i love you even if you have weird hair.
love, mom